A Kisser
We'll bet our boots that this young gentleman lives in Oakland, and is a habitual Broadway promenader and loiterer about the depot. He says that he parts his hair in the middle, and is heroically struggling with a mustache and side whiskers. He has been reviewing his diary for 1871, and finds the following statistics: Total number of kisses given, 580; classified as follows; Number of blondes kissed, 320; brunettes, 120; red-headed girls, 1; under twenty, 400; twenty to thirty, 150; over thirty, 0; old maids, 2; kissed most, 1: number of times stood out at gate, 243; number of times old man was disagreeable, 403; number of times kicked out, 1; number of times went there after that, 0. To which ho adds: "I find blondes the beautifulest, sweetest, willingest creatures to kiss in existence."
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